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Mooching about in skateboard gear, he will text, text, text, text, text, plug into iMacs, iPods, PSPs, Wi-Fis and, when not hooked up to a gadget, take to his bed to preserve his energy for downloading iTunes.
He is 42. What you need to do: Become a fully qualified childminder – you’ll need a certificate to hold up in court when he tries to sue you for lack of attention. Disappears on your birthday, at Christmas, during spring and most of autumn, at weekends. Occasionally, he turns up on a Friday. Where has he been? Buried under a ton of silage? No. More likely, he’s discovered the fabled missing city of Atlantis, along with thousands of other men who refuse to acknowledge clock or calendar.
What he says, “I’ll always be here for you.”
Avoid such lovers. – Daily Mail.