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Yoliswa Dube, Pattern and Style

So, Dendera king Sulumani Chimbetu wore a yellow blazer over a royal blue waistcoat and a baby blue shirt with a yellow bow-tie to his wedding?

He has always had an extravagant taste in clothes — very flamboyant and flashy.

I can’t say I was surprised by this look and I certainly wouldn’t recommend it to anyone else.

I think it was a bit too much but Sulu being Sulu can get away with these sorts of wardrobe choices unscathed.

Well, until he wore a Bluetooth earpiece and said he was just trying to spice up his look.

I’ll take a pocket square or a buttonhole, but an earpiece, come on, whose call are you expecting to take while you exchange nuptials!

Not shy from a little ex-wife drama, Sulu got married and if his wedding pictures are anything to go by — the man seemed happy — about his wife, his yellow blazer and his bluetooth earpiece.

Similar to Sulu, I saw one extravagant groom on Instagram who wore a maroon plaid suit whose white bold stripes made him look like a heap of Tshangani bags.

You know those, right? The colourful chequered carrier bags used by cross border traders to pack their stuff in. But they’re not just for that.

Whenever we visited our rural home, my grandmother, Gogo MaKhuboni would pack sweet potatoes, maize, ground nuts, round nuts and all sorts of traditional foods in a Tshangani bag for us to take to the city.

The bag is such a multi-purpose one people will even chide each other saying “You like things like a Tshangani bag”. That’s how this guy looked like — as though he was wearing a Tshangani bag.

I wondered if his wife had approved of the outfit or he had been like one of those grooms on Our Perfect Wedding who want to surprise their brides with their outfits.

That’s a risk no bride out there should ever take — insist to see your groom’s suit way before the wedding. Unless your groom is David Tlale or Craig Zoowie, please don’t take the risk.

You might end up with a groom wrapped in a Tshangani bag. Think of how disastrous your wedding pictures would be!

Wedding fashion has continued to evolve over the years. We’ve seen men getting married in African print Kaftans, Indian traditional dress — the Sherwani, military regalia and all sorts of styles you can think of.

I won’t even start with the white blazer trend. It’s so overdone! Every man getting married wears a white blazer over a white shirt and a black bow-tie with black pants and black shoes.

Those who pair this with white shoes; I really don’t know what to say to you. White shoes with black pants are just plain murder — you can never look classy in that, no matter how hard you try!

If anything, you look like Jojo the clown. Even Michael Jackson knew to wear black shoes.

I think my mother is right on this one; grooms should just go with the classic colour suits — black, grey and navy blue.

You may think these are boring but they’re exciting ways to dress these suits without looking like it’s another day at the office. And trust me, nothing looks hotter than a man in a well put together suit.

For example, you could decide to make navy blue the focus of the outfit or you could simply use it to accentuate another colour. You could wear a grey pair of pants with a matching grey plaid waistcoat, a white shirt, blue tie and a navy blue blazer, to add some vavavoom to the grey base.

This would go very well with a brown pair of shoes, a brown belt and a grey, blue and white pocket square. Remember, detail is everything — you’ve got to accessorise.

The difference between ordinary and extraordinary is the little “extra”, they say.

Whenever you decide to go plaid, pay very close attention to the squares, the lines and the colours of your plaid piece. Choose one colour from the weave of the fabric to accessorise the rest of the outfit.

On the flip side, you could wear a navy blue pair of pants with a white shirt, a navy blue bow-tie and a grey, white and navy blue plaid blazer with a matching waistcoat.

This is slightly flashier than the former outfit but it will work. The goal should always be to achieve a classy look, something flawless, easy on the eye and definitely Kodak moment friendly.

If you’re getting married this December, there’s still hope for you. Do it right and believe me, you’ll still be admiring your wedding pictures 20 years from now.

Until next week, flaunt your pattern and style and don’t forget to catch up with me on Twitter handle @Yolisswa, visit my blog, www.stayera247.blogspot.com or like my Facebook page Pattern & Style.